5 SIGNS YOU’RE BECOMING A MONKEY-LIKE MANLY ALPHA MAN MALE! - CHIMP LIKE BEHAVIOR?

Human beings have the EXACT SAME SOCIAL STRUCTURE as chimps. It’s scientific as FUCK. Here are the 5 signs that you’re ON YOUR WAY TO BECOMING A TRUE ALPHA.

1. Beta Males Pick Lice From Your Hair

Whenever I go out to nail some puss, some scrawny white knight is always picking bugs out of my hair as I talk to chicks. This phenomena is known in RSD as “pre-selection.”

2. Your Body Odor Begins to Change

It’s a fact that men with more testosterone smell horrible. This is because chimpanzees smell really bad too. If you notice bad smells emanating from your genitals DON’T SHOWER; MONKEYS DONT!!! These pheromones are ESSENTIAL to female attraction.

3. You Begin Growing Fangs & Craving Insects

SHOW OFF THOSE ALPHA FANGS BOYS! And if you feel compelled to eat a few bugs; DO IT YOU PUSSY. Only beta males resist their primal urges. Once I bit the head off of a beetle in front of a perfect 10 and she immediately SQUIRTED.

Eating bugs is a sign of being in-state.

4. You’ve Killed a Beta Male to Secure Your Mating Rights.

Fuck the betas. If theres a beta male who is friends with a female, is comfortable & happy within his friend group, and is smaller than you YOU MUST CRUSH HIM. Demonstrate your DOMINANCE!!!!! CRUSH THAT LITTLE BETA INTO THE FUCKING GROUND IN FRONT OF EVERYONE LIKE A FUCKING ANIMAL!!! USE THE ALPHA BATTLE CRY “HOOOOOO HOOO HHOOO HHAAAA HAA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”

5. You Have An Irresistible Urge to Climb Trees.

Alpha. As. FUCK!! CLIMB THOSE FUCKING TREES!

Feminist White Beta Knight Chode Betas Males who have bought into the MAINSTREAM ideaology will argue
“It’s ABSURD to compare the social structure of human beings to that of CHIMPANZEES. Why does no one in the pick up community recognize this?? PUAs have literally MADE THIS IDEA UP with absolutely NO SCIENTIFIC BACKING!

In fact, there are 40 million differences in our DNA compared to that of chimpanzees. Meanwhile, fruit flies share nearly 60% of human genes. Why aren’t PUAs talking about behaving more like a fruit fly??? BECAUSE IT’S ABSURD TO SUGGEST THAT HUMAN BEINGS HAVE THE SOCIAL STRUCTURE OF A FUCKING CHIMPANZEE.

Chimpanzees have the IQ of a FUCKING 3 YEAR OLD. Is that what you’re aspiring to?? To suggest that we have any relationship at all to chimpanzees would be like saying house cats use the same social hierarchies as bengal tigers. RIDICULOUS PSUEDO SCIENCE GARBAGE!!!!"

TYPICAL! Such a mainstream ideology. These Beta Knight (named after their beta-like stature and “cheap,” spammy tactics) using “facts,” “logic,” and “research” instead of blindly following the advice of some guy on the internet selling you stuff. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. More pussy for us though, right boys?? Eh uehm I mean Uh MEN. RIGHT MEN??? MASCULINE, MANLY MAN MEN!!! YEAH!!!

 TO THE TREES!!! HOOOOoOOOOooo HOOOO HOOO HAAAAA HAA HAAAA!!

Learn how to sing, boys. Get good at something in life. Prestige, talent, and passion are more attractive to women than behaving like a 3 year old. I promise.